Because tapirs are fucking horny animals on Men’s Premium Organic Hoodie

Name: Because tapirs are fucking horny animals Men’s Premium Organic Hoodie
Brand: SPREAD
SKU: EU62f2a3a116d41a78a5092538
Price: 43.99 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.5 (282 reviews)

What our customers are saying normal fit

The SPREAD Collection stands for best-possible print results on top-quality products. A huge range of sizes makes sure that our gear fits everyone, big and small alike. Our premium hoodie is especially thick and fleecy for warmth and cosiness whatever you’re up to.

Kangaroo pouch on front
Elastic rib cuffs on the sleeves and bottom hem in colour matching hoodie
Hood with matching-coloured drawstring and embroidered eyelets
Regular fit
High-quality, heavyweight fabric: 300 g/m²
Material: 70% organic cotton, 30% recycled polyester
Material type: soft fleece with brushed inner lining for comfort
Branding: small black flag label with white heart outline in side seam
Please note: the fit may vary slightly in white & black
Brand: SPREAD

Men’s Premium Organic Hoodie - navy - Front

Fit: normal fit

Find the right size:
Compare the measurements with a product you already have at home. It is best to lay garments flat on the floor to measure them.

B - Width in in
C - Length in in
A - Length in in

Size	A (in)	B (in)	C (in)
XS	27.17	20.28	26.38
S	27.56	21.06	26.54
M	28.35	22.05	26.77
L	29.13	23.03	27.01
XL	29.92	24.02	27.24
XXL	30.71	25.20	27.56
3XL	31.50	26.38	27.87
4XL	32.28	27.76	28.27
5XL	33.07	29.13	28.66

How it fits

Nico (187 cm)Size: M

4.5 (269 reviews)

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13 November 2025

Ordered an XL after checking the size chart but it's far too small. Replacement was offered at no additional cost. Fantatsic customer service. As for the hoodie itself, it's not the best quality but it will do. Printing on the back is as expected.

24 October 2025

Ideal

26 January 2023

It’s amazing

12 March 2022

My blacksmith brother loves his hoodie. I just wish it had been a bit **.

3 February 2022

Lovely material, nice and warm.

1 February 2022

love the hoodies. fit good. Great for the cold weather even inside

28 January 2022

Super

14 January 2022

I'm 1.85m tall & can sit on the hem

23 December 2021

Great

19 December 2021

The print isn’t very strong, too high up and not big enough to be honest in ratio to the jumper Not worth the price based on the quality received

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