We are all faking cants, inclined to slope our slants. Our views are high, all others low; if it a'int our way, it just a'int so. CANT. Noun: Insincere talk, especially concerning religion, morals or pious platitudes. CANT. Noun: Inclination from vertical or horizontal plane; slope or slant. E-mission statement:- 1. Faking cants to escape the straight and narrow imposed by proper cants. 2. That's it.