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Life is like a penis on Cuddly Toys

Cuddly pet or best friend, the trusty bedside guard is super cute and and welcomes big and small people with open arms.

Sewn-on button eyes made of synthetic material
Cuddly and soft plush coat
Height, sitting: 20cm (incl. ears)
Weight: 77g
Fabrics: 100% polyester

Teddy Bear

Product size guide

A - Length in in
B - Width in in

Size	A (in)	B (in)
One Size	7.87	8.27

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Created by Happy Peppi

Life is like a penis

Life is like a penis

Happy Peppi

Created by Happy Peppi

sometimes it is up sometimes it is down but it won't be hard forever

Tags: Motivation, Fun, Funny

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