Still alive or aleady in decay? Just to think! You wake up one morning and the whole world has turned into a zombie apocalypse. How inconvenient.
Now, what’s a prototype zombie? Wonky walk, restricted ability to communicate and an infatigable appetite for human flesh. I do have a weak spot for zombies – on my screen. To see zombies taking over in reality would be something less desirable, so being prepared can never be wrong! Here are the top 5 survival rules deduced from Zombieland, 28 Days Later, Cockneys vs Zombies as well as the TV series The Walking Dead:
#1 Team up with other survivors In case of a zombie apocalypse, human company is ever so helpful.
#2 Don’t forget to pack fresh underpants and socks. You never know when you return…
#3 Travel with pensioners. Senior citizens make for spritely and vigorous fighters (and are slower than you).
#4 Rub curry sauce all over you. You will look a monstrocity and the pungent smell will cover up your human aroma. But be careful: Not only zombies, but also fellow soldiers can take you for someone undead.
#5 No crisps – that’s a no-no! Rustling sounds attract zombies.
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