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Certified Circle Jerk Professional on Umbrella (small)

Safe and dry in style. This solid companion for wet days fits in every bag and is close at hand when the first drops start hitting the ground.

Length, folded: 24cm
Handy Velcro® fastener and protective sleeve
Material: Plastic, metal, covering made of 100% polyester

Umbrella (small)

Product size guide

A - Length in in
B - Width in in

Size	A (in)	B (in)
One Size	22.05	39.37

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Created by Valueminati

Certified Circle Jerk Professional

Certified Circle Jerk Professional

Valueminati

Created by Valueminati

Satirical design for all those who love pointless meetings and empty business phrases. Perfect for office satirists, agile coaches and fans of cultivated irony.

Tags: Irony, Sarcasm, Office humor, Agile, Meetings, Business, statement

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