The Candy Pimp

The Candy Pimp hopes that these slaps may just chill you to the depth you want to be. The Candy Pimp believes that if you are able to take a series of deep breaths, centre your thoughts and ground yourself by listening to your inner voice affirming your beauty as a human being for a while, life may become more straightforward during that time of inner peace. The Candy Pimp hopes you will be able to relax onto a wave of contentment, surf the emotion, and enjoy the ride. The Candy Pimp can not help you meditate, relax, or solve life's problems, but does hope that these slaps will make you and those around you smile.