Resistance is Futile – Brand (Spanking) New at Spreadshirt

A common question that goes through my head when I put on a shirt: do I look sexy in it? Up until now this answer has only come from the eye of the beholder. But how, how, how can I guarantee that my shirt can become a flirt-shirt?

We’ve thought long and hard about this question – and decided to try and do something about it. To offer our customers something they’ve never had before. We put our test lab on the task. And they didn’t disappoint.

Starting today we are releasing our brand new Pheromone t-shirts. The results were quite astounding. And the best part about our newly-developed spray – you can select it when going through checkout and we will add it to the shirt during production. All you have to choose is whether to attract women or men. Find out more details on our Pheromone Shirt landing page. You can also see the spray and its guaranteed results in this (small) promotion video:

Here’s to shirts making flirts that much more successful!

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  1. Hey mosh – the spray is not available for child and baby products. We were hoping with this development that single guys would rely on our product rather than using babies in prams and cute little puppies to attract women.

    We are currently working on repelling sprays to distance unwanted humans as well as dogs, cats and other household animals. We’ll keep you up to date on our progress!

  2. Isn’t it a little controversial that you’re permitting the spray to be purchased for child and baby sized shirts? As well as the obvious very dodgy issues, there is the fact that single guys already use small children as a means of displaying their ability to be a good dad and therefore to attract women. Add in the pheromone effect and you’re making it *very* unfair on the rest of us.

    On the other side of the coin, is there any chance of a follow-up product design designed to *repel* certain types of people?

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