3 Ways to Annoy Your Man & Kill the Fun in Football!

Okay Ladies, some of you might be crazy about football but I guess most of you don’t really care. But he cares, a lot, doesn’t he? He’s inviting friends over to watch the game or is leaving you back at home to watch the game somewhere else. The single most popular topic over dinner , if you even had dinner together in the last couple of days, was football. And yes once you show some interest in his “hobby” and tell him who you thought was a really good looking player he did not like it at all. And oh no… you did not dare to speak during a match… Did you really think it was okay for you to have an opinion on football? Well, you know what? If he is annoying you, here are three ways to really really annoy your man during the Euros. In the order of their level of annoyance, of course.

Annoying thing number 1: Ladies night!

Here’s what to do: Invite up to 10 of your favourite (no they don’t need to be favourite) friends, right when your husband or boyfriend was planning on watching the match at home. If you have really loud girlfriends 5 might do aswell. Choose wisely! Pick those friends who have either not seen each other in a couple of months and will be super excited to meet again or pick those that hate each other so much a fight will be inevitable. Next thing: Bring in the big bubbly guns! Bring the champagne, it’s ladies night after all. If you are prepared properly there is no way your man will be able to watch the game in peace!

Annoying thing number 2: Kill the TV!

No. You don’t need to know anything about TVs. Nothing at all actually. All you have to do is take one cable of your choice out of the back. Just take it and put it some place safe. He will a) have no power or b) no signal. It will take him a couple of minutes to figure out what is the problem. Then he’ll find that there’s a cable missing. Now hide! Pretend you are super busy doing something. If he is blaming you – play dumb! If you are really good at this you can play it for 60 minutes if you are seriously evil you can play that game for the whole football match. How to finish your nasty plan? Bring back the cable right after the game or in the last minutes. “Did you mean this one, darling? It was really dusty so i took it and cleaned it. I wasn’t sure you were talking about that cable.”

Annoying thing number 3: First make him happy, then make him sad. (<– really mean!)

Sometimes they are just like little boys and you will be the evil puppet master creating the best play ever. Here’s your master piece: Text your husband or boyfriend from work: “Something great happended, talk to you later.” When you are both home or meet for dinner, be excited and tell him you won a ticket to the Euros Final. Be excited, but not too excited. After all, you don’t care about football and he knows that. You just entered some contest online because you thought he might be happy about it. And yeah he will be happy about it. Big time! Feed the happiness. Go girl! And just when he is about to call his friends and brag about his tickets for the finals. You take it all away with a smile! Well played!