Telling your average Joe about how cool wolves are is like selling eggs to chicken. Wolves are as cool as an Eskimo in January. Fact! And if you need further proof, you’ll find a list of 8 very tongue-in cheek reasons why wolves are THE trending animal of the day. Reason enough to consider owning one or two yourself wolf t-shirts preferably one where the wolf or wolves are proudly displayed across a cosmic background. The very definition of cool.
Fun Wolf Facts
- The averaged sized wolf ranges between 4½ feet to 6 feet (tip of the nose to the tip of the tail). That’s the same size as a 4½ foot child or a 6 foot man!
- A wolf’s pack size ranges between 2 to 30 wolves depending on habitat and food supply. The average pack size is between 5 and 8 wolves. That’s more friends than Simon Cowell has ever had in his entire life.
- Wolves can run between 36 and 38mph! That would get you a speeding ticket in any urban centre!
- Wolf pups are born deaf and blind and weigh around 1lb. So they basically evolve from a something akin an unassuming mole to Red Riding Hood’s nemesis in a matter of a year.
- Wolves can go several days without eating while they hunt for food. Most girls can go a mere three hours without chocolate before becoming a real pain.
- Once a wolf has found a mate, they usually stay together for life. Wait until they discover tinder.
- Wolves have been portrayed in all kinds of popular movies and television shows. Kevin Costner danced with one, Twilight’s Jacob was part wolf, and the dire wolves of Game of Thrones have found a large measure of their own fame.
- Wolves are often depicted as the “bad” character in fairy tales, therefore unjustly causing all little kids around the world to be afraid of them. Next to afore mentioned Little Red Riding Hood there’s also the big bad wolf that blows your house down in The Three Little Pigs.
Head on over to the Spreadshirt Marketplace’s wolves page and you too could be as sly, cunning and wiley as an über-cool wolf.
Dear “Please Rethink“,
Thank you for your comment! We do appreciate critical feedback as well and passed it on to our copy writer. He almost choked on his chocolate when he read it and promised to leave the Jack in the box in the future.
Your Spreadshirt Team
This is seriously awful copy. Does it work in German or something? It does not work in English. It sounds desperate and clownish.
Also, “Most girls can go a mere three hours without chocolate before becoming a real pain,” is too sexist to be funny to anyone who’s not a complete idiot.